What hath God wrought?
Well, a male human, firstly. Twenty-something. A son, a brother, a grandson, a nephew, a lover. Artist, apparently. De facto filmmaker. College graduate in Sculpture and Computer Science. A movie snob. Mac fan-boy. Wispy Bohemian type. Constant Reader. Museum-goer. Illegal alien (occasionally). A friend to some. Wallflower to most.
Really, your guess is as good as mine.